I'm looking in on the good life,

New-ness....

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:33:18 GMT

New Journal.

tinsel__crown

It's in the making.

God speed all the bakers at dawn may they all cut their thumbs

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 21:30:41 GMT

Christmas Break should come. Now.

Once Upon A Time...

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 03:40:41 GMT

I want my life to be a fairy tale.

Charming, handsome Prince, rescue me from the clutches of the terrible beast called Reality...

Venture to your beautiful castle.

Happily ever after?

Oh yeah, man.

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:47:39 GMT


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Dear Slim...

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:41:03 GMT

Dear Slim,
My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down
I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down
To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam
Killing all the muses you use in almost all of your songs
Except those songs about Slim the Hip-Hoppian God
They make it seem you don't respect rappers like Biggie and Pac
Who if it weren't for them you be out of a job
Or flipping burgers with Ronald McDonald and not leading your mob
But the Blob's offensive, run and jumping the fences
And burying politicians in pop culture trenches
Dude, have some humility, oops responsibility, oops accountability, oops I said humility
Your face has covered worse magazines than the artists and politicians you've mocked on every CD release
Ooh, how cool; you've proved you lack tact in your songs
In fact, you've grown up to act just like your mom

If y'all represent the truth and America's youth
Act like a leader we could actually use
You're a celebrity now, oh no, look what you did
You're America's role model but deny that you're it

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

I ain't yelling about selling my soul, going to hell and back for platinum
Or gold to show the world is a gullible globe
Although, I can't respect the coalition of politicians signing petitions
Fearing Eminem's mission to bitch
When it's his right to taunt if he wants to fight
Even if you're frightened of what he might want to write
You're sworn to defend men, who offend men
Just because you believe in the first amendment
Even if it's illogical angst and vengeance
So defend your senses, but cleanse your dirty lenses
The law's written to both conservatives and leftists
It says Vanilla Ice Preservatives can be sexist

If y'all represent the truth and America's youth
Act like the leaders we could actually use
You're politicians now, oh no, look what you did
You're America's role models but deny art from our kids

Come on, come on, let's stand together as one

Censoring, the denial of actual words or factual things declared obscene
But molesting archdiocese, disease, dead people in the streets from shooting sprees, epidemics
Paramedics clearing debris here and overseas aren't banned from TV
But yell shit, goddamn, or fuck hear three individual bleeps
A word's a word, let it be heard and learned
It's not the individual words but the order that hurts
Come on, come on, let's stand together as one
Come on, come on, stop threatening to censor our thoughts
And you'll get the response you want from now on
Come on, come on

Give me a reason to believe.

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 20:45:02 GMT

I get bored so easily. I think I'm going to make a new journal...again...haha.

Blame this on Haley, haha.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 02:22:04 GMT

Bold those that apply..

1. I am very tall (Au contraire)
2. Some people can make me smile from just being in the same room as me
3. I am a hopeless romantic
4. I love deep conversations with my closest friends
5. I worry too much
6. I hate dances
7. I am a musician (at least I think I am)
8. I used to talk to myself
9. I still do Lol.
10. I hate squinty teeth
11. Looking at old photos makes me sad
12. I want to be a writer (kind of, maybe haha)
13. I don't get enough sleep
14. I love my Mommy (no matter how much she might piss me off)
15. I have a lot of favourite songs
16. Pretentious people piss me off
17. I love it when you know where you’re going but the person you’re with doesn’t
18. I cry easily
19. I quite like my teeth
20. I should be doing something else rather than this
21. I don't drink or smoke
22. I hate men who bitch like little girls
23. I hate when the rain makes my socks wet (I <3 the rain)
24. I can be obsessive about some things
25. I tend to scream at traffic
26. I like tight hugs and when people smile just at you being there
27. I like it when people are happy because they make you happy
28. My hair looks the same as it did a week ago today Am I supposed to remember?
29. I like sharing a moment of happiness with someone over apparently nothing
30. I hate it when you don’t understand someone
31. I prefer summer to winter (Spring.)
32. I'm not a fan of swimming in the ocean
33. I am an optimist
34. I think conformity is stupid
35. I love nicknames
36. I have never seen Titanic
37. I am usually always on the Internet (sadly)
38. The sound of running water soothes me (more so rain)
39. I hate it when people think that "crap" is a bad thing to say (I don't think I care about that...)
40. I hate when people think they are too good to say Hi or even acknowledge your existence
41. I wish I wasn't so shy
42. I will never dye my hair
43. My hair is naturally wavy
44. I wish I wasn’t so lazy
45. I wish I still talked to some people
46. When I look back on most of the things I’ve done I learn from my mistakes
47. I love vanilla scent
48. I always start giggling when I’m by myself when I think of nice/funny stuff people have said (teehee)
49. I wish I exercised more (I tried, then I got lazy again)
50. My eye itches
51. I wish I had a photographic memory (I have the WORST memory)
52. I miss being a kid
53. There are some moments I wish I could have back
54. I wish I were older even though I miss being a kid
55. I make no sense a lot of the time
56. I am overly paranoid
57. I love music
58. I wish I was more outspoken in class
59. I hate people who agree with you to "impress" you
60. I don't believe cracking your knuckles will give you arthritis (I don't care, I don't crack my knuckles)
61. Sometimes I keep feelings bottled up for sake of others
62. I often say I hate things in people, but do them myself and don't realize
63. I wish too much
64. I love Christmas
65. I hope my family and I move...I would love to really decorate my room
66. I hate feeling nostalgic
67. I've been told I act older than I am
68. I don’t like it when people don't leave messages
69. I have very large hands
70. I wish people would grow up.
71. I am still a teenager
72. I hate people who say I'm annoying because I laugh a lot; that's a retarded reason
73. I hate people who complain about "indecency" on TV....if you don't like it...don't watch it
74. I like the feeling of knowing someone thinks I look really good
75. I'm perfectly happy sitting doing nothing for hours at a time if I'm with people I love
76. I'm a day-dreamer
77. Family meals are a rare occasion
78. Nothing would make me so happy as an A in math
79. Sometimes I enjoy sitting around myself for hours doing nothing
80. I hate gangster slang, like "homie" or "dawg" because it annoys the crap out of me
81. I love to make people smile/laugh
82. I like songs that remind me of being a kid
83. I don't like it when people hold grudges
84. I cannot wait to graduate highschool (Kind of)
85. I have a slight obsession with Spongebob (I love it, but I'm not obsessed)
86. I hate the new season of She Spies; the first season was much better
87. I don’t really like hanging out with lots of people all the time
88. I wish I knew espanol (I did)
89. Chocolate is my best friend
90. I'm too forgiving
91. I’m too critical
92. I think I smell fine (wow, haha)
93. About a fifth of my waking day is spent day-dreaming
94. I hate when you know people think you are up to something, and you can’t help act guilty even though you aren’t
95. I wish I had more money (!!!)
96. I want to donate money to charity
97. I think spiky hair on boys makes them incredibly hot (I have a thing for straight medium length hair)
98. I like laughing
99. I love inside jokes
100. I am tired as hell

I should make one of those. How much would that rawk? Haha.

Mmkay!

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:41:54 GMT

We've got rules and maps and guns in our backs
But we still can't just behave ourselves
Even if to save our own lives so, says I, WE ARE A BRUTAL KIND.

That song is love.

Harry Potter...again.

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 04:04:41 GMT

Wow I'm lazy.

I haven't felt like updating for a long time. Thanksgiving was good. Lots of food. I spent practically the whole break watching Harry Potter, like I am doing now. My family and I went to the movies after thanksgiving dinner and saw National Treasure. 'Twas pretty good. During the previews the preview for Hitchhikers Guide came on, it was hilarious. You have to see it to understand. The day after thanksgiving we decided to celebrate my brothers birthday (which was on the 18th), so it was two big meals in a row. It was great. Um, the rest of the time was a big blur of Harry Potter... I got new shoes, two new books (Phantom of the Opera, and SoUE), new PJ pants that rawk big time, and a new purse. I'm playing Jak II over again, since I want Jak III so BAD. Yeah, yeah!

School tomorrow, it sucks. Break should be longer, haha. Oh well. School will be a big blur and I won't update forever because of it (maybe).

"Does it hurt terribly Draco?"
"It comes and it goes. I consider myself lucky, according to Madame Pomfrey another minute or two and uh, I could've lost my arm. Couldn't possibly do homework for weeks."

Well, time to finish HP, and take a shower.

SEE YA.

Teehee

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 02:00:55 GMT

Be HAPPY! =D

Good!

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:12:39 GMT

Play went pretty well! In a good mood. Tonight is the last show. Going out to eat, so I'll update later.

The Acrobat

The child is an acrobat
He walks upon the wire
Knowing well that he might fall
Still he climbs up higher

If he should slip
He will surely die
And his body will break and his soul will fly
Into the night where the spirits scream
He will leave this world and become a dream

My father was a sailor
He lived upon the water
Knowing well that he might drown
He sailed beyond the harbor

If he should fall
He will surely die
And his body will sink and his soul will fly
Into the night where the spirits scream
He will leave this world to become a dream
He will leave this world to become a dream

Nothing will change
Time goes by and nothing will

My love she is my saving gracev She holds me through the winter
Knowing well that I will leave
Still she holds me closer

And if my heart should break
I will surely die
And my blood will flow and my soul will fly
Into the night where the spirits scream
We will leave this world and become a dream
We will leave this world and become a dream

<333333333333333333!

I <3 KARA!

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 20:39:36 GMT

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I <3333333333 Kara!!!

*billion kajillion fufillian, etc, HUGS!!!*

I'm skipping half a day of school. =D

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:33:23 GMT

Omg. I live on this stuff. HAHA.

My wonderful desktop. I took it sideways. Oh well.

There is my beautiful cellular.

I'm all looking at something, haha. Ech. I look retawded.

I GOT THE NEW MCR CD! Schweet. It's been out for a long time, oh well. Haha.

Jarjar says "Hi!"

My new guitar, old one, and a drum. To the right is my piano, but you can't see it.

...I don't know.

Hell yeah!

Subliminal messaging.

Okay, I didn't take that, I just find it hilarious. How bad do you think I'd get cussed out if I stood on the side of a road holding a sign like that, haha.

Well, I'm done. I should probably eat and schtuff before my madre comes to get me and take me to school. Teehee.

Take my photo off the wall...

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:22:06 GMT

The Stills - Still In Love

We were lovers, we were kissers
We were holders of hands; we were make-believers just losing time
You said you'd rather live in T.V. land and then say that you can but you don't
That's heartless and I will not cry

But I'm still in love
And I'm still in love... [3x]

You're dreams of acting on screen. What do they mean?
You'll be dancing senseless in your bedroom and
You find yourself out of a job and before too long
You'll be selling lemonade to the overpaid

And I'm still in love... [5x]

I remember it was summer; I was out of my head but you would
You're selfish and a waste of space

But I'm still in love
And I'm still in love... [6x]

<33333333333333333333333

weowoeoeowoeoew

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 16:28:08 GMT

Stole this from Kelly.

x. [Wallet]
dELiA*s. It was cheap, and I was in desperate need for a new one.

x. [Hairbrush]
A lot. But I mostly use my Pink one.

x. [Toothbrush]
Pink and White. Electric.

x. [Jewelry worn daily]
My pink plastic ring with black leopard spots! Hell yeah!

x. [Blanket]
White big comfy warm thing. Haha.

x. [Facewash]
Dove. With those beads in it.

x. [Coffee cup]
Niagra Falls cup. I got it from Alkisti! Yay!

x. [Sunglasses]
Aha. I don't have any. I usually just steal my brothers Okleys! HAHA.

x. [Underwear]
Any kind that aren't granny-like. I like Bikinis or ones that look like briefs.

x. [Shoes]
My Vans! They're comfy! Orrrr, my hot pink heels. HAHA.

x. [Favourite shirt]
My Beatles I guess? I have soo many shirts to choose from. Or the shirts I make with stupid sayings that I say.

x. [Favourite pants]
My Lilu's from PacSun. I looove them.

x. [CD in stereo right now]
Harry Potter PoA! HAHA!

x. [Tattoos]
None.

x. [Piercings]
Just my ears.

x. [What you are wearing now:]
My Beatles shirt, and my comfy gray PJ pants.

x. [Hair ]
Layered. Almost to the middle of my back. Yay! Almost always straightened.

x. [Do you like candles]
Yeah! I have like 10 in my room.

x. [Do you believe in love]
I don't know.

x. [Do you believe in soul mates ]
Perhaps?

x. [Do you believe in love at first sight]
Aha.

x. [What do you want done with your body when you die?]
I don't know. I'm an organ donor, though.

x. [What are you doing when you're older?]
Become famous. Be a bitch? HAHA!

x. [How many songs do you have on your computer?]
Not that many. I don't download anymore. I just buy CDs or listen to Launch.

x. [What band are you listening to now?]
The Stills.

x. [Look out your window...tell me what you see]
My moms car, my dads truck and my neighbors house.

x. [If you could have any animal for a pet?]
Snow Leopard. Meow.

x. [What is the longest you've ever stayed up?]
24 hours.

[ When was the last time you ... ]
x. [Smiled?]
Yesterday?

x. [Laughed?]
Yesterday?

x. [Cried?]
Um. My eyes were watering yesterday from being stuck outside in the cold for four hours. Or maybe because it was my brothers last football game...ever.

x. [Bought]
Food.

x. [Danced?]
Thursday after the Powderpuff Game.

x. [Were sarcastic?]
Pfft. Probably today. I'm such a sarcastic person.

x. [Had a nightmare?]
Hmm... I might've had one last night.

x. [Last book you read]
Harry Potter and the SS.

x. [Last movie you saw]
Harry Potter and the SS.

x. [Last thing you had to drink?]
Iced Tea, biyatch!

x. [Last thing you had to eat]
Blueberry Muffin.

[ Body ]
x. [What do you most like about your body?]
Hmm? I guess... my eyes?

x. [And least?]
My...feet.

x. [Do you think you're good looking?]
I don't know. Honestly. I don't really think about that a lot. Haha.

x. [Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?]
Might?

x. [Do you look like any celebrities?]
Yeah. I forget who though.

[ Fashion ]
x. [Do you wear a watch?]
I used to but it broke. I miss it. Now I have to look for my cell phone when I want to know what time it is.

x. [How many coats and jackets do you own?]
I have like...a lot. Probably like 10.

x. [Favorite pants/skirt colour?]
jeans for pants and for skirts.... striped... even though thats not really a color

x. [Most expensive item of clothing?]
Oh man. I don't know. Idon't go all out and buy really expensive things.

x. [Describe your style in one word]
AH. Shit. I don't really HAVE a style. HAHA.

[Your Friends ]
x. [Do your friends know you?]
Yeah.

x. [Are there traits in you that are universally liked?]
I guess.

x. [How many people do you tell everything to?]
One person.

[ Music/TV/Books ]
x. [Favourite band ever?]
Ahh! I'm torn between MCS and BN.

x. [Most listened to bands?]
Probably... MCS or TBS.

x. [Do you find any musicians good-looking?]
Aha. YES.

x. [Type of music most listened to?]
Ehh, I don't know. Classic, rock, whatever the hell MCS is, pop rock, mostly anything.

x. [Type never listened to?]
I don't know? I've listened to most everything.

x. [Favourite book?]
Need you ask? HPHPHPHPHPHPHPHP!

[ General Questions ]
x. [What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?]
RAIN! Yeaaaah! Dancing in the rain is so fun. Minus the part where my hair looks like a frizz ball, haha.

x. [Do you consider yourself lucky?]
In some ways.

x. [Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?]
Depends.

x. [Choose one word to describe how you feel most often]
Happy.

x. [Do you own any plaid clothing?]
Of course.

x. [Is there more than one zipper in your pants?]
Aha. I think one pair has them on the butt pockets. But I don't wear them because they're too small now.

x. [Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?]
Aha. No?

x. [Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?]
No. I've never dyed my hair.

x. [Do you own a bandana?]
Three or so. But I don't wear them.

x. [Are you amused by safety pins]
No?

x. [Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?]
Aha. No.

[Habits/beliefs ]
x. [Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)?]
No!

x. [Are you an anarchist?]
Pfft. No.

x. [Do you smoke cigarettes?]
Never.

x. [Are you vegan/vegetarian?]
Nope.

x. [Do you think meat is murder?]
Aha. No.

x. [Have you ever slept in an alley or park?]
AHA. No.

x. [Do you wash your hair less than once a week?]
No!

x. [Have you ever gone a week without a shower?]
No!

[about you]
x. [Age]
16

x. [Birthday]
September 1st.

x. [Sign]
Virgo, baby!

x. [Location]
PA. Suck state.

x. [Status]
Single.

x. [Crush]
Pfft. Screw crushing on guys.

x. [Natural hair colour]
Auburn.

x. [Eye colour]
Dark brown.

x. [Height]
Oh man, I don't know. Probably like 5'1" HAHAHA. I'm so short.

x. [Shoe size]
Seven. Bitch. HAHA.

x. [Parents]
Harry and Debra.

x. [Siblings]
Two older brothers.

x. [Live with]
Parental units. Brothers both moved away. Lucky them.

[favorites]
x. [Number]
5 I guess. It always changes, haha.

x. [Color]
Pink!

x. [Day]
Saturday!

x. [Month]
August!

x. [Song]
Oh man! Uhh. I don't know. Lean On Me.

x. [Movie]
OH EM GEE. I have sooo many! I guess Princess Bride.

x. [Food]
Steak Salad.

x. [Season]
Spring!

x. [Teacher(s)]
Ehh. I don't know. Davis, Hemphill and Kahler.

x. [Drink]
Iced Tea!

x. [Veggie]
Carrots!

x. [TV Show]
Ehh. I don't really watch TV. Gilmore Girls.

x. [Radio]
THE PICKLE! Teehee.

x. [Store]
dELiA*s!!!

x. [Word]
OMG!

x. [Animal]
I don't know. Wild Cats.

x. [Flower]
Iris.

[this or that]
x. [Me/You]
MEMEMEMEME.

x. [Coke/Pepsi]
Pepsi.

x. [Day/night]
Night.

x. [CD/cassette]
CD.

x. [DVD/VHS]
DVD.

x. [Jeans/khakis]
Jeans.

x. [Car/truck]
Car.

x. [Tall/short]
Short. Yeah, yeah. I LIKE being short.

I'm okay! (trust me)

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 21:48:45 GMT

I have to go to school on MY DAY OFF. How sucky is THAT? Haha. Well, it's for the play, so I guess that's okay. *cough* I really don't have much to say.

My cold won't go away.

My blisters won't go away.

My leg is dying.

I love MCR, MCS, Ambulance Ltd. and Johnathan Rice.

...And, I'm still dying.

(I got this idea from Ashley, haha. I made the first two with her.)
Things To Do Before I Die (In no particular order).
1) Touch Justin Pierre's hair.
2) Hug Justin Pierre.
3) Meet Jim Carrey.
4) Be in a movie with Jim Carrey (like that'll ever happen).
5) Meet TBS.
6) Meet MCR.
7) Skydive.
8) Go backstage of a concert without a pass.
9) Go to Europe/Live in London.
10) Tour with MCS (HA).
11) Meet Johnathan Rice.
12) Meet Ambulance Ltd.
13) Yell At George W. Bush Jr. (or just beat the hell out of him, paralyze him, leave him to suffer, and have bin laden pay him a visit *cough*).
14) Hug John Kerry/John Edwards.
15) Be on SNL.
16) MEET BN.
17) Meet Rupert Grint!

...And the list will continue, haha.

Shit.

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 02:35:45 GMT

I have a blister.

I love Johnathan Rice & Ambulance Ltd.

I think I'm dying.

AMUSED.

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 03:28:46 GMT

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20041105/od_nm/canada_usa_dc

Whoop!

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 02:05:07 GMT

I don't know. I had like the worst day all day until after I watched Shrek 2, then it started to get better. I'm eating these Apple-O's, and I'm going to get sooo sick, haha. Oh yeah, Shrek 2 was quite funny, not AS funny as I expected it to be, but funny. The ending made me kind of angry, haha.

I don't really want to explain why my day was bad, because I'm in a good mood, and I don't want to think about it. Yep. I have to go to my brothers football game tomorrow -- he's still playing even though he has a fractured rib. My parents are really worried about him, but I'm happy he's playing, since it's his senior year and second to last game.

I'm really tired, yet I'm not really. Haha. I rawk too hard. We had to do this survey thing to put in our book of everyones poems and stuff in Creative Writing. One of the questions was asking what my favorite quote was, so I put Harry Potter, naturally. "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." *sigh* Then it had a questions 'Believe It Or Not:' so I put "I'm the biggest Harry Potter nerd you'll ever meet. HAHA. I'm such a loser. Wow, that was pointless rambling. Ooh, ooh, my Morbid Poem!!! Oh man, it rawks so hard. HAHA.

THEY say that in life you get what you deserve. Well, today America has deservedly got a lawless cowboy to lead them further into carnage and isolation and the unreserved contempt of most of the rest of the world.

This once-great country has pulled up its drawbridge for another four years and stuck a finger up to the billions of us forced to share the same air. And in doing so, it has shown itself to be a fearful, backward-looking and very small nation.

This should have been the day when Americans finally answered their critics by raising their eyes from their own sidewalks and looking outward towards the rest of humanity.

And for a few hours early yesterday, when the exit polls predicted a John Kerry victory, it seemed they had.

But then the horrible, inevitable truth hit home. They had somehow managed to re-elect the most devious, blinkered and reckless leader ever put before them. The Yellow Rogue of Texas.

A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.

A dangerous chameleon, his charming exterior provides cover for a power-crazed clique of Doctor Strangeloves whose goal is to increase America's grip on the world's economies and natural resources.

And in foolishly backing him, Americans have given the go-ahead for more unilateral pre-emptive strikes, more world instability and most probably another 9/11.

Why else do you think bin Laden was so happy to scare them to the polls, then made no attempt to scupper the outcome?

There's only one headline in town today, folks: "It Was Osama Wot Won It."

And soon he'll expect pay-back. Well, he can't allow Bush to have his folks whoopin' and a-hollerin' without his own getting a share of the fun, can he?

Heck, guys, I hope you're feeling proud today.

To the tens of millions who voted for John Kerry, my commiserations.

To the overwhelming majority of you who didn't, I simply ask: Have you learnt nothing? Do you despise your own image that much?

Do you care so little about the world beyond your shores? How could you do this to yourselves?

How appalling must one man's record at home and abroad be for you to reject him?

Kerry wasn't the best presidential candidate the Democrats have ever fielded (and he did deserve a kicking for that "reporting for doo-dee" moment), but at least he understood the complexity of the world outside America, and domestic disgraces like the 45 million of his fellow citizens without health cover.

He would have done something to make that country fairer and re-connected it with the wider world.

Instead America chose a man without morals or vision. An economic incompetent who inherited a $2billion surplus from Clinton, gave it in tax cuts to the rich and turned the US into the world's largest debtor nation.

A man who sneers at the rights of other nations. Who has withdrawn from international treaties on the environment and chemical weapons.

A man who flattens sovereign states then hands the rebuilding contracts to his own billionaire party backers.

A man who promotes trade protectionism and backs an Israeli government which continually flouts UN resolutions.

America has chosen a menacingly immature buffoon who likened the pursuit of the 9/11 terrorists to a Wild West, Wanted Dead or Alive man-hunt and, during the Afghanistan war, kept a baseball scorecard in his drawer, notching up hits when news came through of enemy deaths.

A RADICAL Christian fanatic who decided the world was made up of the forces of good and evil, who invented a war on terror, and thus as author of it, believed he had the right to set the rules of engagement.

Which translates to telling his troops to do what the hell they want to the bad guys. As he has at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and countless towns across Iraq.

You have to feel sorry for the millions of Yanks in the big cities like New York, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco who voted to kick him out.

These are the sophisticated side of the electorate who recognise a gibbon when they see one.

As for the ones who put him in, across the Bible Belt and the South, us outsiders can only feel pity.

Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets.

The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".

You probably won't be surprised to learn of would-be Oklahoma Republican Senator Tom Coburn who, on Tuesday, promised to ban abortion and execute any doctors who carried them out.

He also told voters that lesbianism is so rampant in the state's schools that girls were being sent to toilets on their own. Not that any principal could be found to back him up.

These are the people who hijack the word patriot and liken compassion to child-molesting. And they are unknowingly bin Laden's chief recruiting officers.

Al-Qaeda's existence is fuelled by the outpourings of America's Christian right. Bush is its commander-in-chief. And he and bin Laden need each other to survive.

Both need to play Lex Luther to each others' Superman with their own fanatical people. Maybe that's why the mightiest military machine ever assembled has failed to catch the world's most wanted man.

Or is the reason simply that America is incompetent? That behind the bluff they are frightened and clueless, which is why they've stayed with the devil they know.

VISITORS from another planet watching this election would surely not credit the amateurism.

The queues for hours to register a tick; the 17,000 lawyers needed to ensure there was no cheating; the $1.2bn wasted by parties trying to discredit the enemy; the allegations of fraud, intimidation and dirty tricks; the exit polls which were so wildly inaccurate; an Electoral College voting system that makes the Eurovision Song Contest look like a beacon of democracy and efficiency; and the delays and the legal wrangles in announcing the victor.

Yet America would have us believe theirs is the finest democracy in the world. Well, that fine democracy has got the man it deserved. George W Bush.

But is America safer today without Kerry in charge? A man who overnight would have given back to the UN some credibility and authority. Who would have worked out the best way to undo the Iraq mess without fear of losing face.

Instead, the questions facing America today are - how many more thousands of their sons will die as Iraq descends into a new Vietnam? And how many more Vietnams are on the horizon now they have given Bush the mandate to go after Iran, Syria, North Korea or Cuba...?

Today is a sad day for the world, but it's even sadder for the millions of intelligent Americans embarrassed by a gung-ho leader and backed by a banal electorate, half of whom still believe Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.

Yanks had the chance to show the world a better way this week, instead they made a thuggish cowboy ride off into the sunset bathed in glory.

And in doing so it brought Armageddon that little bit closer and re-christened their beloved nation The Home Of The Knave and the Land Of The Freak.

God Help America.

Yeaaaaah!

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:03:40 GMT

Happy, happy, happy, happy. Haha. Dude, no more unhappiness for me. =P

I think I'm kind of losing my voice, haha. Oh well. Yeah, short entry again, but you'll live. I'll update more tomorrow.

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Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:14:32 GMT

I give up. Be happy again = my goal. Help?

Damn.

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:11:13 GMT

America is filled with idiots.

To those who voted for Kerry: Good try. We know he was the better choice, but we have some idiots out there who follow the media, and not the truth.

Bush has no brains. Why anyone would even THINK of voting him, I don't know.

America is just going to get worse now. We had a chance to kick this idiot out, but it's gone. John Kerry could've saved America as our President. Well, Canada is looking pretty nifty now...

Woo!

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:28:56 GMT

I have to go up to the democratic headquarters with my madre. She's on phone booth duty. Haha. I've decided I'm going to take random pictures and post them...if I can ever figure out how to do it...

Guitar time!

I bought a gallon of Iced Tea yesterday. It's almost gone. I'm the only person who drinks it...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 01:29:04 GMT

I forgot to add:

I have this rad new white belt with pink, orange, blue, green, and yellow little hearts. HAHA. I <3 it.

Ah!

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 01:25:30 GMT

Oh man, I love my brothers. It's Josh's last home football game...ever...he's a senior in college, and it was senior night. And 2nd quarter he got hurt. Scary as hell. He was down on the ground, and then got up walked over to the sideline, screamed as loud as he could, and just fell to his knees. We didn't know what was going on for like fifteen minutes. Then my dad got down there and they said it was just a bruised rib, but it turned out to be a fractured rib. He can't breathe that well, it hurts to eat, and I feel really bad for him. He really didn't deserve that to happen to him. But as long as he's OK.

Bush is a fucking idiot. Kay? Kay. What else is there to say? Oh! Oh! Radio DJ put it right. 'If you had to cheat off of either of the candidates' tests, who would you rather cheat off of? Bush, or Kerry?'

FUCKING KERRY. Okay, if you said Bush, then you just simply aren't smart. At all. And you lack common sense. I mean, Bush was a fucking druggie/alcoholic. His brain cells are long gone...if you haven't noticed. If you tell me that Bush is pro-life and that's your only argument. Please, lets have a little debate, and lets see who the fucking baby who loses and won't admit it and storms off is... (it will be you).

People who love Kerry make me happy. Omg. If Kerry is elected I'll be so happy. I could kiss anyone. Okay, maybe not ANYONE, but you get the point... =P I'll be in a great mood.

Oh man, Rilo Kiley....

Muwahahaha. Salt N Vinegar time!